I know this is a ridiculous thing to do, but here goes anyway. I am selling a pile of bike crap I don't use. I couldn't be bothered putting it on eBay or even putting a price next to each item. That means all you have to do is make an offer and justify it (ie. Gimme the price I must have paid for it once upon a time and then value that against use, or how much beer you'll give me).

I'm almost certain this wont work, but we'll see. Enjoy.

P.S. Don't be scared, it's all surprisingly cheap.

Quick descriptions:
- Olmo road frame, post, shimano headset and cranks with BB but no chain ring, 54cm. New powder coat and repro decals, Dedaccia tubing, internal cable routing, hanger with horizontal drops. Minor scuff on fork. (whole bike not for sale unless you want to pay $1000? I didn't think so).
- FreeSpirit men's bike. Purchased in 1983 in the USA. Ridden once and stored ever since. I kid you not! Shimano Positiron gears, dubious quality but a stunner to look at.
- Hilbrick track frame 55cm, fork and Cinelli stem. CroMoly. Minor scuff from a chain drop incident.
- Viper frame and R7 fork, Large, frame brand new (no hanger - available from CRC), fork working but in average condition, FSA headset.
- Schwalbe Hurricane tyres, 26" almost new with tubes.
- White Industries dingle freewheel, 17 and 19t. 17t shows signs of wear, 19t perfect.
- FSA carbon road cranks 172.5mm ISIS. Always creaked on the BB. Rings are good.
- Proflate CO2 pump (new), Ultegra pedals, average (with average cleats), Cervelo carbon seatpost 28.5mm WTF???, Polar system (HR, wireless cadence and speed, temp, altitude, wireless PC link, mounts) has been dormant for years.
- Discs 160mm Shimano and Formula.
- Truvativ Stylo Singlespeed cranks 180mm ISIS.
- Truvativ Style XC chainrings (not sure why the middle 32t is new and of a different brand).
- Carbon soled shoes. Specialized (perfect working order, the usual scratches on sole from use, good), NorthWave carbon/steel/titanium soles STIFF (saw a lot of track work, average condition (without cleats)).
- SMP V8 pedals (smooth bearings, otherwise average), Salsa gloves (too heavyweight for my use, never worn).
- LX and XT V-Brakes, RaceFace 27.2mm post, 12-21 8 speed cassette, LX front derailleur.