I'm guessing there's a few of them. So it seems the thing to do when in such a predicament is to make the most awesome fridge-magnet-finger-puppets!! Here's my selection, made by the Unemployed Philosophers Guild

History FYI: More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City’s Lower East Side.  Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people’s needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff. Check it here.